The Vic & Helen Show: Helen Prays to a Flashlight (S17)

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Description: Segment 17: Vic recalls the time Helen prayed to a flashlight, mistook a can of sweet potatoes for the new pope, got her elbow stuck in a can of mashed potatoes, and more. Written by & starring Richard Thripp as Vic and Helen. A production of Richard X. Thripp (www.richardxthripp.deviantart.com). Some rights reserved. Visit our website at www.geocities.com/RichardThripp. Share with friends
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mensmaximus ::: Favorites Hey listen that's nothing. Spielberg ripped me off for a scene sequence twenty years ago in Indiana Jones 3 and now he's shooting #4 in June but now I got the Internet to screw him back! 07-05-07 03:48:16 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Perhaps we need to pay a visit to this Spielberg guy? 07-05-19 12:21:35 _____________________________________________________
mensmaximus ::: Favorites He's such a two dimensional character, we could overlook him as we stand on his front door mat? 07-05-20 01:25:33 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites We'll need Amy Irving's help, for only she knows the essence of the "Spielberg." 07-05-20 10:51:03 _____________________________________________________
procommenter ::: Favorites I heard Spielberg's a composite of 5 men and one machine. 07-06-25 22:14:15 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites "Happiness & pain go hand in hand," the hand surgeon summoned, warned & pontificated. "The Pope puts on his pants one leg per legging. He buttons his pope pants then he's out & about scoring coke..." 07-07-27 21:13:25 _____________________________________________________
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richardthripp ::: Favorites Exordia of things undone: Sweet Prince JEZUS call me into the fold! My hair-line must remain unmoved... 07-07-27 21:18:58 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Governments have killed more people than gravity. It's a new science which promotes healthful giving till your back binds, intestines knot & hair kinks. There's joy in helping, oneself to stuff unpaid for. {Fr. my bk.: "Along the Far Climb Down," page 50} 07-07-28 00:58:45 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Stop holding out! You got oil and we mean to get it! Surrender your Eskimos! Resistance is futile! Waiting...always for something: an ambulance, the mail, a kind word from big Dick Cheney. {Fr. my bk.: "As Easy as Easy is"} 07-07-28 21:53:11 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites "I can circumvent my passions as well as the next truck-driver," Tina said, while the whole time she was thinking of sailors. {Fr. my bk.: "As Easy as Easy is"} 07-07-28 21:50:00 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites What has Martin King, jr. or sr., ever done for me? His loony ravings have put all our asses in a sling. Tomorrow will come & I will bury another wife sorrowfully. Time heals all wounds & I will marry to face another tomorrow as my once-blushing bride succumbs to inevitable expiry. {Fr. my bk.: "Along the Far Climb Down," page 59} 07-07-30 11:28:01 _____________________________________________________